My Butt is big and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges has made it rounder,
but not smaller and that's just fine.
It's a space heater for my side of the bed,
it's my ambassador to those who walk behind me,
it's a border collie the herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.
My butt is big and that's just fine and those who might scorn it,
are invited to kiss it.
Just Do it.